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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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