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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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