Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

2578
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

34
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

1926
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

2155
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

861
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

3224
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

1803
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

1040
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

3339
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

1764
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

605
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

1838