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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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