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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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