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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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