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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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