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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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