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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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