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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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