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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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