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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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