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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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