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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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