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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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