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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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