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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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