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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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