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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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