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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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