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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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