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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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