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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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