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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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