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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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