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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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