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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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It escapes me.

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