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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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A buoys club.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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