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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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