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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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