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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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