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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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