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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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