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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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