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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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