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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

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Because he needed arrest.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

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Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

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They both want to pass the bar.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

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Seiko

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

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He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

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It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

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He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

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A statustician

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

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Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is a very small pun called?

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A puny pun.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

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An ice pop.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

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The ring tone of a phone.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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