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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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