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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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