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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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