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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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