Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

2520
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

2154
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

1190
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

2668
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

3051
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

263
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

10
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

2058
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

2134
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

2105
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

2495
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

2529