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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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It escapes me.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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