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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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