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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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