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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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