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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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