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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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