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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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