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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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