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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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