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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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