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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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