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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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