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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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