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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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