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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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