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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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