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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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