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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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