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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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