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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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