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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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