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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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