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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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