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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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