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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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