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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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