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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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