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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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