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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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