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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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