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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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