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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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