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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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