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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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