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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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