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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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