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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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