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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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