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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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