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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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