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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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