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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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