Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

2202
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

944
Akiva Lane
General

Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

3041
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

1236
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

709
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

1776
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

3238
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

301
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

3227
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

1208
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

622
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

2437